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Old 09-26-2007, 11:24 AM   #1
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The Wash Cloth

Seen this. Thought it was funny...



The Wash Cloth


"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
there was a cancellation and the 9:30am appointment was available.
I took it. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and
it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35
minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I was not going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other such glamorous place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No!!!".
She yelled, " I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it!"
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:29 AM   #2
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Oh my! That's totally embarrasing! I can't even go there!
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:40 AM   #3
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Seen this. Thought it was funny...




The Wash Cloth


"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
there was a cancellation and the 9:30am appointment was available.
I took it. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and
it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35
minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I was not going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other such glamorous place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No!!!".
She yelled, " I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my

glitter and sparkles saved inside it!"

I know what you mean.....but how embarrassing.....are you ever going back to the same guy? I couldn't....
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:46 AM   #4
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Oh, it wasn't me.. A friend emailed it to me. I just thought I would share it. I don't have any kids for me to completely embarrass myself like that yet!
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:52 AM   #5
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Oh, it wasn't me.. A friend emailed it to me. I just thought I would share it. I don't have any kids for me to completely embarrass myself like that yet!
Whew......I was feeling so sorry for you......and just look what you have to look forward to.
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:53 AM   #6
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lol... Yeah I know!!
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:51 PM   #7
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that is funny!
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That is why I have dogs...they only chew stuff, they never leave sparkles laying around.
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Old 09-26-2007, 09:45 PM   #9
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That was too funny.
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Old 09-27-2007, 12:59 AM   #10
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Somewhat related, but funny nonetheless.

A friend of mine noticed a bump one day 'down there'. She didn't think much of it, but it started to get pretty painful and she started to worry, thinking she had some sort of std. So, she went to her gynocologist fearing the worst. When the doctor looked at it, she started laughing. Turns out it was just an ingrown hair. No one wants to hear their doctor laughing at them.
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